May 2012
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do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
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richwhitelesbian:
the interviewer asks me “where do you see yourself in 10 years”. am i applying at some sort of time travel company? am i the only person here who can’t see into the future? i ask him what the winning lottery numbers are for next month.
happydoge:
why is tosh.0 always at least a year behind on internet jokes
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
saddeer:
I’m possessive over someone I don’t even have
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fl0ralbeauty:
if you have to go to school tomorrow, i feel bad for you son,
i got 99 problems but freedom ain’t one
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goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
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badcgijosh:
Harry Potter And Nineteen Years Later My Children Probably All Hate Me For Giving Them Stupid Names
niallersface:
sorry what was that? you have school tomorrow?
sabrinamarceline:
i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back
kingfolly:
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
retrded:
OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard
snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
2boys1cup:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer